Ants
From Wittypedia
Ants, as the name suggests, mostly live in semi-detached luxury apartments on the French riviera. They can also be found in cracks in pavements but this is only in their capacity as pavement crack inspectors - a job which they do for purely altruistic reasons.Although 6 legged, they have yet to grasp the concept of multitasking which is a shame because they are almost perfectly designed for doing more than one thing at a time (up to 6).
At any one time there are estimated to be 5 studies being carried out on ants globally - making them the most studied creatures in the galaxy. So far, the studies have concluded that scientists spend far too much time looking at ants and not enough on important thing like hats with air conditioning or ear muffs for hamsters.


