Apple
From Wittypedia
The Apple Macintosh had certain differences to the later copies that it spawned.
- The Mac could be fastened with one button
- It had a mouse inside it to help with pointing the finger
- You could select from a number of different materials to customise the look of the mac
- You could futhur customise by selecting noises, such as that of a drop of water.
The Macintosh also had a system of viewing information in a form known as a window and this aided weather prediction. You could look at a window to decide if the rain protection your mac offered would be required.
And
All this lead to users of the Macintosh being, on the whole, free from disease and viruses as they spent most of their time protected from the elements by their Mac.
But
In an unfortunate BetaMaxesque situation the inferior products took hold of the market place and as the Mac was brought round to fall into the dictatorial line of multi button mouse, far less intuitive design and so on - the user has since been host to viruses and will be as sick as those who view life through windoze quite soon.
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