From Wittypedia
Art, basically the same as
flowers and
freedom fighters. Some see it as an inaccurate form of
photography that should discarded as obsolete. Others get all excited about it and fork out
mondo spondulix to obtain it for their very own precious. Should you happen upon some art be very careful, approach it reverently,
try not to breathe in its presence. If you don't understand what you're seeing or know how to react then for Sewell's sake ask a professional!!! They will tell you exactly what's what without regard for the artists ability, integrity or proximity. Such people are known as Art Critics and are frequently critical about everything not just art, forever complaining about
gravity,
coffee houses,
sandles, the great unwashed, chequebook stubs, claret, breeze blocks, threshing machines, the list in endless. However, and this is important, don't be fooled into
thinking art isn't for the likes of you just because you don't live in a capital city quaffing champagne all day. See also
modern art.
