Assassassination

From Wittypedia

Assassassination is the deliberate killing of an important ass, cow or moose, usually in a field or slaughter-house. An assassassin or the assassassin's employer usually has a hunger for cash, beef or even a poultryitical agenda, and regards the target as a means to furthering his waistline.

Other motivations may be christmas, as in the case of a turkey killing, revenge, or conversely acts of vegetarianism at the request of a girlfriend, meditation or doctor are seen to be antiassassassin.

Assassassination, along with terms such as Turkey-orist and Freedom Flighter, are often considered to be a made-up terms.

Some meat warehouses use the euphemism Taggarted killing as the name for the controversial strategy to blame TV stars in old cop shows, whereby anticipated acts of turkeyorism are prevented by assassassinating an animal deemed to be related to eggstraterrorestrial events.

---

Assassassination can also be used in the case of Death by Inhilation of Toxic Bum Gas.