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Banana

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The comical device used for centuries as a means to shake a persuer in a car chase has now been found to have other uses.

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Istory

Driving at a speed relatively much quicker than the road yet only slightly quicker than your persuer, the obvious l'action fair le'plo was always to get Bob in the boot to chuck a palet of Bananas out of the car (documented heavily in Bond Movies and Wakey Races).

The persuer would be caught in awe of the fantastic colour of the fruit then be smashed to smitherines by the palet. - Pure genius.

Then What?

Unfortunately due to politicians not being able to leave anything alone and their desire to look useful by making laws, you are not alowed to have Bob in the boot anymore. Passengers must sit in a seat and be strapped firmly to it (Incase of turbulance).

Resulting in...

  • the Term "Riding Shotgun" and the poularity of side-launched car attacks made popular in the USA
  • and great loss for both palet makers, guys called Bob and Banana Farmers.

Scientific Breakthrough

The farmers pooled their last pennies and did some market research into things with similar dimensions to the Banana. (Finding things of a similar colour to bananas was impossible as it is the most perfect colour known and why we haven't altered the sun yet. Brown being the new Black or whatever Gucci say about fashion - It's not happening, ok.)

Research Results

Now

So for want of a better choice The Banana has been displayed in Tesco and it was left to the public to find their own use.

Apparently you can eat it - Mwooohaaahaaaaa! Neeew fkn whay dhuuuude, ew.

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