Birth
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Cetainly the most inconvienient thing ever, it leaves you little choice in the next period of your being, and guarentees that you will die one day.
Huh?
So there you were, "at one", blisfuly unaware of any concepts such as right, wrong, left right, Pop Idol, Strawberry Fields, God or dog...
...suddenly "Waaaaa".
Why?
Just because someone couldn't keep it in their pants, or at the very least capture it in latex, you went from being to human being.
So...?
Certain tools can be employed to make the living part of life bareable;
- Alcoholism - (or drugs) Enjoy the ride.
- Materialism - Be perpetualy in need.
- Spiritualism - Realise the true nature you had before your birth, and probably be a bit miffed you have to deal with this all again because your parents, well probably your Mum, wanted to justify her existence by having a kid.
