Cars

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Also see Car

The plural of car, more than zero, less than two, simple as that.

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Cars are used mainly as a well needed stress inducer and money pit. It is too easy being human and we all know that without some stress and with excess money, life can be dull. Cars were introduced just before roads. The roads have been built proportionally more slowly as cars have sold proportionally more quickly. There are now an average 4 cars per person in the UK and only 3 main roads with more than just a dirt covering them which all go directly to London.

Roads are used at specific times of the day for maximum impact on chaos and stress levels. For a few hours each morning all road users are required to head in the same direction as each other and find a place on a car park, which like a 'shift the tile' game has precisely one space and finding it requires some if not all the other cars to move. A few hours later the process is reversed and people should take their car home. On arriving home many people go into fits of rage - Scientists have theorised that this is like, mourning, is the body's defense system complaining about the come down from blissful stress to the boredom of a peaceful life.