Cheese
From Wittypedia
Take the mixture to a wedding and ask the DJ to taste it. If he loves it then you have scorred a big hit with your first attempt at cheese production so should be very proud. If the DJ says the mix is not to his taste, you could perhaps consider releasing it yourself as your own brand of non-cheese. If you do though, you should expect no commercial payback from your product, as it would be concidered 'creative' and therefore too demanding for your modern record buying kid. It will probably emerge as the 'record I first bought', and 'my favorite song of all time' on some cheesy celebrities 'i wanna be seen as cool' interviews.
