Chicken

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The most common bird on planet Mars, and coincidentaly planet Earth, chickens are bred only for taste comparrisson, they are never eaten, (hence so many of them) for fear of killing off the essential 'taste' benchmark of all Food. Food is tested at realy, clucking big, science labs against chicken just to check that it does have the exactly the right flavour to enter the human food chain.

In our Photo: Noodle - Made to taste just like Chicken.

Things which by coincidence naturaly taste of chicken;

Cats
Gibberish
Food

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