From Wittypedia
Coffee, the anti-tea! As Gary Bussey is to
Jesus, coffee is to
tea. If the two are mixed a violent explosion occurs combining the heat of a supernova with the smell you get when you leave the oven on with nothing in it. Whilst you do get tea drinkers that also like the odd snort of coffee it is rarely the other way round. Coffee drinkers tend to look down on tea drinkers because they themselves are shallow and vain (Tea drinkers accept that it takes all types to make a world and bear no man ill will).
