Computers

From Wittypedia

Sir Isaac Newton famously remarked 'If only I had a computer I wouldn't have to dedicate my life to this physics melarky. I long to gamble through the fields like a young gazelle, my antlers or horns or whatever, blowing in the autumn breeze... ah, but I'd probaly float up in the air anyway.'

source: overheard in a bar in 1685 (2 years before he discovered gravity.)
Also of note is that Newton was not a biologist and can therefor be forgiven for not knowing if gazelles have antlers or horns)

Babbage is widely credited with the ivention of the computer although his was purely mechanical and no good for googling pictures of Britney Spears. It wasn't until much later on that Turing invented the computer as we would know it today - ie beige with little LEDs on the front.
Many musicians have tried to imortalise this in song, siting that Turing rhymes with so many things, like during and alluring and such, that it can't be all that hard. However, after several songs about how alluring he was during the invention, the project was abandoned and was the major reason behind the breakup of The Beatles.

Nowadays computers have come on considerably and can be used for any number of tasks such as downloading porn, looking at downloaded porn and downloading porn whilst looking at other porn.

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