Crack inspectors

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If you think you see someone staring at your arse (or boobage) the correct response is to ignore it (or stick it out a little further) as it is probably merely the crack inspector trying to do his/her job. Taking offense is only likely to cause embarassment for both parties.

(Incase it bothers you, and you need to know, this is an arse crevice not a boob frontage, its just a strange dress and not one I choose to wear often)

Disambiguation

A Crack:

Inspectable Crack:

Drug Crack:

Irish Craic:

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