Dog
From Wittypedia
Dogs love cats. Its the mice doing all the shit stirring. Dogs were brought into human life when they were separated from wolves, who were a bad influence.
Sizes range from just a few inches to roughly this big, with most averaging at 4 feet, and a tail.
Dogs, lick humans, and sniff bottoms (highly social animals) and fit into human households (sometimes through a specially made dog chute or underground tunnel network) and other social situations, not chess. This similarity has earned dogs a unique position in the realm of interspecies relationships. They have been so well integrated they get to sleep in the kitchen on the floor, get blamed for farts and have to do all the hoovering. Dogs have lived with and worked with humans in so many roles that their loyalty has earned them the unique sobriquet "man's most gullible friend" Conversely, some cultures consider dogs to be unclean. In some cultures, certain types of dogs are used as food which is good and less wasteful than our way.
Among dog lovers, dogs are generally valued for their intelligence, anecdotal storytelling skills and their role in scientific research suggesting that dogs can be scientists, witty story tellers, like cigarettes and don't like shampoo in their eyes. This intelligence is expressed differently with different breeds and individuals, however. For example, Border Collies are noted for their ability to breakdance and Retrievers for mix tapes, while other breeds may not be so motivated towards being cool, but instead show their cleverness in devising ways to steal food or escape from tight situations in high level management meetings.
Dogs are descended from wolverine, and are also pack animals, making them easier than other animals to arrest under the Criminal Justice Act. But most dogs rarely have to deal with complex tasks and are unlikely to learn relatively complicated activities (such as programing the video) unaided. Some dogs (such as guide dogs for the visually impaired) are specially trained to recognize and avoid dangerous situations and ginger people.
Smell. Dogs have a taste for shit, and can smell.
Reproduction. Dogs have no qualms with sex, proof being their presence here now and non appearance in extinction lists like the dumb dinosaur.
