Drinking
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A fine Johnmas tradition.
Oh oh oh the bliss of a propper pint of bitter. or
Oh oh oh the bliss of a nice stout. or ...
We come in at least 19 flavours - we drinkers.
United by the ability to sort any problem to its core, we can set the world to rights and see anyone out of any situation in a matter of a few pints.
We know everything, were witty funny and funny. We are drunk we say amusing things to each other resulting in laughter and the consuption of Kebabs maybe if we like sport other than drinking (the less mentally evolved still do) we may have a fight.
Drinking is esential to all life, except birds in flight (untill they invent inflight refuling for birds) and also swimming mammels should avoid swimming when drinking. or drinking when slimming.
Of note to this end is The Poem of Dave the Fish, which is a reversal of this wisdom.
