England
From Wittypedia
Full of complaining, embittered, weather-beaten folk
with a heroin-like addiction to tea and, in some cases, heroin.
England is an oft invaded nation (only 40 more years until they are 1000 years invasion free!!!)
with over 50 million inhabitants who mostly live in one tiny bedsit near the M25 - for easy access to London.
People who don't live in London are known as "northerners" and are looked upon as not existing or as part of the documentary "Coronation Street" which is designed to be depressing and is shown to discourage people from leaving the city - a similar documentary called "Eastenders" is shown outside London for the opposite reason.
Phrases you might overhear include;
"alright" - a general greeting thought to derive from the greek word "alrite" meaning alright.
"you want some pal?" - meaning, 'would you like a nice slice of battenburg?
"fancy a cup o'tea guvnor?" - meaning you've just met an american tourist.
The English national sporting emblem is the three lions, which is due to sports being funded by
Huddersfield safari park - who currently have 3 lions and a small dog named Steve in their
photo album of animals they wish they could afford.
