Fish

From Wittypedia

Fish are identifiable by their gold colour and addiction to bathing.
Most animals go 'ew' in contact with water. fish are made of water and hate air. You may think you have seen a fish blowing an air bubble. You have. Scientists belive this to be a fish to fish under water attack missile.

Test your suspected Animal to see if it is fish by either;

• Disturbing its bathing.

• Looking to see if it is gold in colour and has no feet.

Diet.
Fish primarily eat very flat crumbs found in small platic tubs near fish tanks. In the wild fish eat chips. In the realy wild, they barely eat and spend most of their time at parties, on drugs, sqirting lines of eggs at the boy fish who in return sqirt sperm.

Reproduction.
Fish can be easily photocopied or faxed.

Ventilation.
Fish have large exhast systems on their cheeks. if you place your finger or thumb in a fish's anus and wait for the fish to fart, you can cause the fart gass to come out of the exhaust - the sound thus created is indistinguishable from James Blunt music and therefore should not be tried by anyone.

The Poem of Dave the Fish, or the story therafter, certainly displays a sad angle on the fish gill problem that we spend so much of our time thinking about.