Food

From Wittypedia

The great equaliser - consumed by rich and poor, black and white elk, and mongolian hunting bee - food is normally, roughly; plate sized, light brown and tastes like chicken (although it is currently thought that this may just apply to chicken based meals).

Up until the mid-seventies of some century or other, man only ate vegetables and was very pasty looking and skinny because of it. It was only when an unfortunate ox stood to close to a fire and began to smell really really tasty that man discovered the wonders of cooked meat and subsequently achieved the healthy glow and robust nature so associated with modern mankind.

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