Galaxy

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A soft gooey mass of stars, one sun, some planets and just one important one.


When you go to the galaxy, you can go in one of two ways.
The way you are currently employing being the safest.

1) You take a ride on the galaxy exploring space vessel known as Earth, it is equipped with all sorts of life saving stuff like air and water, food generating nature and disposable raincoats.

2) With your head facing the sky, run realy quickly, jumping at the right second. Soon you will find yourself floating in the sereen soft gooey mass of stuff known as the Galaxy. Look left, thats The moon, there goes Earth and here ... oops, you've popped.


Travel

For now Earth (mark1) is the best we can do for space exploration. Mankind is laying in wait for the next revoloution which will come from one of two places.

1) A car catapult.

2) A large upscaling of the FisherPrice or Lego prototypes of today.


Facts

  • The density of the galaxy is still very much highest over the USA with Texax being the most dense part of the galaxy, so dence the gravity reduces the size of people (making their hats appear larger).
  • Black is not the natural colour of the galaxy but is just a fashion faze. Brown will be the new black in arround 48.3Mly.
  • If you jumped from a spaceship travelling at 48mph onto a planet orbiting at 48.4mph, you would still die because you wouldn't be able to breathe.
  • Darth Vader is not as bad as he seems on TV but for good advice or a nice chat, Yoda see you should.
  • The moon is actualy due for upgrade. We appologise for its lack of finesse and the absence of pool tables and parking.
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