Haircut

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This ancient art form, once the exclusive domain of badgers, is now widely practised by humans too. There are many types of haircut available today - ranging from short (for men) to slightly longer (for women) and these can be purchased from a haircut salesman who will doubtless be knocking on your door later today.

These salesmen will cut your hair and then delight in using the latest technology of mirrors to show you the back of your head... an act which should always be greeted with a nod and smile regardless of the carnage seen- for fear of angering them as, once upset, it takes at least 3 old women needing blue rinses in order to placate them.

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