Hull
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Part of Britain and also the half of Rod Hull that controlled emu.
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City of Hull
Home of John Prescot where he lives in a castle covering one quater of East Yorkshire. The castle walls were built at the extremes of the dence smog that sits over the city and the drawbridge makes for one of the two exits (you'd never willingly enter) of the City.
The exits, as mentioned are twofold. The main artery out of the city is used by Dutch truckdrivers who after a slow chug across from Holland are so tired and hungry yet they can still muster up the energy to make a quick exit down the 2 laned expressway (M62(A)). The second exit is the Humber Bridge, which whilst one of the longest single span suspension bridges in the world is little more than track joining two deeply dull and uninhabited places, North Feriby and South Feriby. The bridge is a toll road and as yet has never been used except for as a cite to ways one can waste tax payers money.
Accent
The 'Ull accent is rather special and has quite the most unique tone - it instills fear into all those who hear it, even people from Leeds or Halifax.
- El-er Welcome to Hull
- Neeeer Negative
- Serp on a rerp - popular bath orniment, never used
- Fern Telecomunications device
- The Perp well known religious leader
- Grimz-b nice local day out for culture
- Beer Off just like an off-licence
- err nerr thez lerds No actualy, there's alot
Forna
The women in Ull have a tight blond perm, are short and stout, drink stout and are more sexualy active, but less attractive than; male porn stars.
The men have no visible skin as they are tattooed from toenail to forehead. Theya re also hard to come across as most live in jail.
Facts
- Most Ullites have never left the city
- The TV show Beverly Hills 90210 was based on Beverly Hills
- Beer is not just for breakfast
- For an entertaining night out with lots of culture, go elsewhere
