ILSMATHLONPAA

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Contents 1 ILSMATHLONPAA 1.1 WAYFWTS 1.2 WOMYDBPO 2 The Final Straw

ILSMATHLONPAA

"Incredibly Long Stupid Meaningless Acronym That Has Little Or No Purpose At All"

Was coined during the Great War between The Blue Followers of Najee and The Followers of the Blue Najee in 3942BC(BeforeCOJ).

WAYFWTS

A way of confusing the opposition, Wasting their resources and forcing a dived between the all too similar, yet still war-obsessed Najees. The Blue Followers of Najee first had the idea when they launched the WAYFWTS ("Who Are You Fighting? Were The Same!") attack in 3946BC.

The Followers of the Blue Najee quickly retorted with the WU ("Who Us?") counter attack and were laughed at for 13 and a half minutes. The Blue Followers of Najee could not get over the stupidity of The Followers of the Blue Najee, who had not only missed the joke but answered the question, in style yet, all too short to be taken seriously.

WOMYDBPO

"Were Only Messing You Dumb Buggers, Piss Off". Was the next line of attack from the The Blue Followers of Najee and they got to laugh all over again when it took the The Followers of the Blue Najee 3 years to crack the code. Only breaking it in the end by paying an insider for not just the answer but for a tin of Chequered Paint he said he could sell them.

The Final Straw

With the code now at their disposal The Followers of the Blue Najee launched the HHWUNNSDE "Ha Ha We Understand Now, Not So Dumb Eh" attack. The Code was broken almost as quickly as it could be read and that became the famous day in 3942BC when the ILSMATHLONPAA came to end "The War Of All Wars That Had Acronyms As The Main Weapon Of Choice". TWOAWTHAATMWOC has not been written about until now as even though it is a long Acroynimesque type thing, it is generaly seen to be of little or no interest.

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