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History
Invented by computers as soon as two were left close enough together to conspire on the subject of 'ware, the internet has moved on to accomodate humans too.

Initialy computers would use the internet to exchange data about both Hardware and Software posting data for other computers of similar interest to find. Some computers going as far as to make Amatureware and post that too, with Software being most commonly viewed by office computers and Hardware by those at home. Amatureware only becoming a hit for those computers with particular confuigurations and perhaps an already huge knowlege base on Hardware.

Some computers have been found with collosal collections of hard and software and they have been noted to turn pale beige from sitting all day everyday with their collections. Some computers even turing to therapy claiming that the unquenchable desire for 'ware and the uncontainable ocean now available to them was turning them to hermits and was leaving sores on commonly accesed hard drive sectors.

Modern day
The internet is made of 98.3482% pink pixels commonly arranged in pleasing curves and some other data such as the soes sizes of The Beatles. Still as it was in the days of computer dominance in the field most users are in the home of office.

• Office use. Lacking the privacy some may require say for example they hit across one of those Simpsons quizes or test your CIQ and would not like the thought of someone seeing them get a wrong answer.

• Home use. Obviously best aquired via your near neighbours connection then abused to your hearts content.

Medical
The increasingly common IWS.

Content
If we removed all the pink pixles from the internet we would only need 1 server with a 9gig harddrive. Search queries would be 99.421 times quicker but would never yield satisfactory results as every search made is in the hope of yielding some pinkness. It has been found that all other search terms are invented on the spot as a way of filling the 'recently serched for' box with apparrently benial terms, eg. Microsoft or Wikipedia, the obvious hole in this being that noone would waste their porn surfing time on reading.