LSD

From Wittypedia

My son brought me a picture home one day. I asked him what it was (beacuse it was a kids drawing and was rubbish) and he told me it was Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

I instantly considered writing a song. I had, however, still to learn how to play and recognise a musical instrument. not a fish.

So, obviously, I took the letters LITSWD from the name of my sons drawing and created a halucinogenic drug called LitSwd or LSD for credibility.

On taking the drug, I lost taste in women and fell out with society. I diced with vegetarianism and spiritualism before being shot for fun by a fucking lunatic called John Lennon! (not the singer in The Beatles, no.)