Leopard

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Leopards are one of the many genus of Big Cats and, assuming you know what one looks like, they are easy to spot. For the newbie cat spotter, the best form of distinction would be to look for the size and species. Big Cats tend to be Bigger and more Catlike than say, Miniature Railways, Micro Chips or The Big Apple. - Also Leopards wear Leotards.

Famed for their dancing, especially ballet, Leopards wear their fancy, furry, skin-tight Leotards and prance around day and night.

The Leopards costume is one of the few things which make it stand-out above the Black Panther and Jaguar. The Jaguar normally stealing the lime-light with its big wheels and amusing fuel consumption and the Black panther with its pink hues and pooie bum would never be seen dead in a leotard, unless it was pink, and crotch-less (to aid pooing).