Life
From Wittypedia
Life is seen as a cycle that generally goes; birth, life, death. This, however, is not much of a cycle as it doesn't so much go round as stop dead, which has lead to the new theory that life is in fact a bitch.
There are two opposing views on how life began;
- Evolution (left) would have us believe that life started very simply and then grew more and more complex, diversifying to suit the environments in an ongoing process of natural selection, but the only real proof for this is the scientific evidence.
- Creationism believes that the world is only a few thousend years old and life came into being in pretty much it's current state with no evolution involved. It backs this up with facts from the scientific journal; The bible - part 1.
Not much is understood about the meaning of life but the following quotes might shed some light on it;
- John Lennon once said "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans... which is why I never make a shopping list - and probably why we never have any food in the fridge. Yoko, go buy me some cornflakes."
- Ronan Keating sang "Life is a rollercoaster" but so badly that nobody listened.
- Descarte said, "I think therefor I am... unable to answer the phone right now, leave a number at the beep. beeeeeep." (they didn't have the technology to artificially make the beeping noise in those days.)
- Dipah Chokra said: ""Life is sexual transmitted desease for which there is no cure"". I can hear you saying:" Who the muck is Dipah Chokra?" Well, feel free to search on more famous websites.
