Light

From Wittypedia

Light was invented by the big bang several fractions of a second AG (After God). In the years BG everyone had to sit in the dark listening to the Brothers Gibb's catchy disco hits.

Light can be dim or bright but always travels at a constant speed - much like New York taxi drivers. It can be used to illuminate many different things, such as, rooms, fridges and planets but cannot be used as shelving or a heavy goods vehicle.

It was once thought impossible to travel at the speed of light, but scientists are currently developing a method of slowing it down to about 35 miles per hour by attaching thousands of tiny little anchors. Once this happens humans will be able to travel 3 or 4 times the speed of light thus making time travel a very real possibility.

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