Mankind
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Definition
also known as; People, Humans, Homosapiens, Dave, Janet, ...
Designed for comfort, it is only in recent centuries that work has become the driving force behind mans existance. This has made us all rather tetchy and led to many arguments - some involving very big guns.
Some have suggested returning to a simpler way of life but others say that's a load of rubbish and that building bigger guns will undoubtedly stop all this nonsense.
Some say it is our opposable thumbs which seperates us from the beasts, others, our increased cognitive capacity but all agree that the iron bars and electric fences help a great deal. Occassionally someone will try to unseperate themselves from the beasts but this is illegal in almost every country (suprisingly, including Wales and New Zealand) and generally involves lengthy jail sentences and old people muttering things about how it was never like this in their day (mostly because there were fewer policemen)
Differentiation between the sexes
Mankind is split in to two groups called genders (sex). These are men and women, which can then be further divided in to sub-sections based on skin colour, religion, or hairstyle.
1. Women often have a basket on the front of their bike whereas men tend to have them to the rear (if at all)
2. Men wear shirts and women wear blouses
3. Women tend to flick their hair out of their faces with their left hands. Mens hair is too short to get in their faces in the first place.
Women also have vaginas and men have penises but these are generally covered (certain places in Thailand excluded) so should only be used for gender identification after you have tried all of the above unsuccessfully (see the film crocodile dundee for correct procedure).
