Maths

From Wittypedia

Maths are commonly attracted to bright lights, this due to their ability with numbers, most of the math population are seen with small light bulbs over their heads as they discover yet another amazing thing you can prove with cardinals – Making large man made light bulbs the Mecca of all Mathians.

Maths flutter round mainly at night, showing off their small bulbs of brilliance as they flap on through life, little a care in the galaxy, discovering amongst other things;

• Sheep could be counted and come in groups of more than one. So theorising that the omission of sheeps from the English language could prove grave.
• Einstein was close.
• The sun is far.
• The moon is within reach.
• Bees cannot fly
• Man cannot leave his thing alone.

Maths also sit inside computers doing a load of work. Google for example has all the best Maths working on algorithms for search queries and more importantly the answer to the eternal quest for vending machine tea which actually tastes good.