Mirror
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1) India is a tiny island with one family who live on the junction of two roads.
2) The sky and galaxy are tiny objects with little relavence.
Population
The street corner in India is at such an angle that the familys every move is reflected by an intricate set of mirrors laid out by a king keen to see what all of his subjects did all day. The family happen to have set up home at one of the two major focus points of the mirror system.
The family are reflected by the other mirrors and due to the huge distance created for the light to travel over so many relections between so many mirrors there is a visible delay in the time it takes for one reflection and another to be registered.
This alone has lead to the apparrently huge population of India which is in fact inhabited by one small Indian family, 1.2billion delayed reflections, a dead king and .3billion missionaries who went there to save the country from all their gods. (now guess why there are so many gods).
Star Gazing
You are looking at a mirrage set up by the massive glow reflected off India. The Mirrage is enough to bend the light from Mrs Ladys razor blade and leave traces accross the sky which have facinated astronomers for eons.
The Sun is one focal ponit of a few mirrors. the moon another. The stars and galaxies are yet more.
Surprisingly the light from the sun hitting a razor blade and amplified by so much reflection has caused;
- The Sun
- The Star
- The Daily Mirror
- Global Warming
- Background Radiation
- Hubble
- Bubble Toil and Trouble
