Monkeys

From Wittypedia

Hey, hey, were the monks
And people say we monkin around.
But were too busy swinging
To put anybody down.

When monkeys invented god they found a fair few issues on their thumbless hands.

The monkeys did not forsee that the precice definition of God would be almost unique to every thinker and that someone would eventualy build nuclear weapons and crucifixes to prove their definition was most peacefull.

Monks

So some got together one night and after watching Starwars episode 2or5orwhatever decided to get a cloak "like that yoda dude".

The monkeys sat with their thoughts and invented more and more precice ways of seeing god, methods of realisation and so on but infact were just broadening the divide between themselves and the average monkey dangling from a tree.

So one monkey left for the forrest, he sat for hours - chilling - doing no work and just living at peace, and he soon came to realise;

• There is suffering
• There is a cause of this suffering
• There is freedom from suffering
  • Right Bananas
  • Right intention for Bananas
  • Right speech about Bananas
  • Right action with Bananas
  • Right livelihood involving Bananas
  • Right effort in Banana related matters
  • Right mindfulness of Bananas
  • Right concentration on Bananas
• Free Bananas
• No God