Music

From Wittypedia

Invented around the turn of the 11th century during a particularly cold winter in Yugoslavia, music started as a low 'urghh' sound and is believed to have been discovered when someone was clearing their throat too vigorously. It took ten years before any noticable tunes were produced and these were immediately overheard by a passing Norwegian called Lars Musik who was quick to patent the idea and name it after himself. To this day, anytime music (or lars - as it should technically be known) is played, his decendants receive 90% of the royalties.
It is believed that money owed to him by individuals who whistle or hum in public would, if paid in one go, be enough to purchase the worlds largest collection of quality cheeses.
His great, great (times a lot) granson is believed to be the second richest person in the world although no-one has ever seen him behind all the money. The richest person in the world is the inventor of pizza takeaway menus - which are a lot more popular than people think.

Musics development was greatly enhanced by the invention of musical instruments. The first known example being the Bontempi Piano Forte on which Mozart wrote most of his meisterworks (or misterworks for any english readers). Other instruments were to follow, such as the Bontempi Melody piano, the Bontempi Winnie the Pooh piano and the triangle.

In 1909 someones dog dies unexpectedly which lead them to write the first known blues song entitled "my dog just died and i feel sad... almost like a colour, not red as such... more kinda purple. No blue! I feel blue!" This lead to a whole range of colour based musical genres which were eventually renamed in the 1960's to avoid offending the colour blind.

Today only two types of music still remain; good music and bad music.