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My Space:

By offering people the chance to build a web page, add images, video and even links... MySpace have sucessfully re-sold the internet - as that was precicely what you could do with it before.

So whats the fuss? - Networking!! - That!.. is the key to MySpace.

You can meet friends based on..

  • 1 How they look.
  • 2 erm, nope.

Fall out with friends..

  • They were so vain.
  • They weren't who they said they were (in the photo)

Have long distance arguments..

  • Care, fall out with, be annoyed all day by Dave in Cyprus - who says your girlfriend is a moose.
  • Send Dave a photo of a baby with his middle finger up.
  • Get called "gay" by Dave and all his top 8 becasue your best friend is a transvestite trucker from Texas going by the name of wittypedia(@myspace).
  • Send Dave a photo of his own girlfriend lovingly Photoshopped onto the body of a moose.
  • Receive threatening email saying that the moose was copyrighted and was deemed sexually offensive by Myspace so will be removed.
  • Remove Dave from your friends list. Suspend your MySpace account. Throw your coffee mug at monitor, chipping the mug and badly damaging your bank account, because the mug then fell to the floor shattering into 48.1 billion pieces causing you to pick up the monitor and throw it out of the window. Onto your neighbours car. Causing your neighbour to come out of his house and complain "I don't care about the car because you are paying for it, but if you upset my MySpace time again i'll 'av ya! I'm in the middle of winding up some tossa about his girlfriend. Shes a moose just like your Cheyril".
  • Go to the pub.



"My Space!!"

"My Country, My World, My Big Gun..."

(Overheard near a George Bush Concert)

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