Pirate
From Wittypedia
Pirates float around on big old boats writing excellent software for the 6billion people who refuse to pay for Windows (written by Jim Morrison).
Most pirates live in China or Russia with a one big one in the USA going by the name of Bill. He would have called himself Steve.Jobs but he was such a DOSser that he only stole the ideas in the end and changes most of the names.
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they Aaaaaaaaaarrrrr.
