Pockets

From Wittypedia

In time past, but back then - right NOW, a dog named Dave was napping by a sun drenched buffoon. He really wanted a treat that day and refused to to anything his owner asked of him unless he was thus rewarded with a gift of fake, but dog safe, choc.

All day long did Dave antagonise his owner (Barbaran Woodhouses) by nipping her neck and taunting her with spoons covered in the stuff dogs get much more of than humans in the corner of their eyes, known as 'sleep', which is named after something else dogs get much more of than humans - sleep. Also; Laid, sniffed and Barrymore jokes.

..anyway it went on for ages..

..taunting and stuff..

I'm surprised the dog didn't come up with pockets instead of the owner as he at least got Barrymore jokes millions of years before their time, and she was the one walking around naked, forgetful, and with a sore neck.

Anyway it was Barbaran Woodhouses who invented pockets. She had to take treats out for Dave the dog so she placed them in the pockets of a pair of Levis she had found and carried them with her wherever her and Dave went.