From Wittypedia
Prisons are the cheapest form of accomodation known to
mankind, next cheapest are cardboard boxes, camping and hostels. Prisons are so cheap to stay in because you get someone else to pay for it by claiming you've forgotten your wallet at reception and smiling. Booking is done by commiting a
crime and getting caught soon afterwards. You can get shared dorms or your own room, the better places have pool tables,
internet access and gyms, all have meals included. Courses on
cat burglary, comedy disguises and
computer hacking are run free of charge to guests. Currently single
sex only but that is due to change in 2011 so families can stay together. They used to be known as correctional facilities when guests had to pay for their board by correcting badly typed manuscripts using tippex for ten hours a day, this was no longer necessary when computers came along.
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