Random

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Random

Faaburllborry letiveshinib areelobinavellabeilloo. Understand? of course you do, it's random.

Random happens every where, every day, so you should be very familiar with it. - Everywhere except when you play the lottery. That kind of random event, the one causing 6, 50 sided dice, to land on the same numbers twice in a row, and overly inflate your black hole of a bank account, that kind of randomness doesn't happen.

The kind of randomness you will be more familiar with is that which dictates bus times, peoples mood, the temperature of service station tea, the path of a supermarket trolley, nefunaalrie, the unapparent thread of sounds making a teenagers phone conversation, the choice of evacuation location of a dog, ...

Randomness

One of the remaining in habitants of LochNess the Loch Ness Monster's boring Uncle Fudge. Nicknamed RandomNess by his family due to his strict regime of daytime TV, set meal times and feverent documentation of his every move. The saying goes that "You can set your watch by RandomNess", if you hear a big gurgle in the morning you know it's RandomNess taking his morning poo and it is precisely 5.10.

Problems back at the Lockness camp can often be followed back to this saying. One of the many reasons the family have not evolved, like you and I, and some others, Dave, Tony; is that the community fell to pieces. No one worked, no one got anything done, they all walked around all day saying, "Hey, no worries, You can set your watch by randomness, all will be well". But it wasn't was it? Everyone had their watch set to a different time, so nothing got done.