Scientists

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NOT TO BE TRUSTED. Forever opening up animals as if they were a can of baked beans, scooping out the contents and having them for breakfast. All of them own at least five identical white coats that start at the shoulders and end below the knee. Typified by wild unmanageable hair that either gets caught in the hinges of doors or becomes home to a menagerie of birds. Forever looking down at people who dont own a trinocular microscope with fully adjustable stage and a five (five!) lens turret. Like speaking in latin, which is gibberish that nobody but their clique friends can understand, would rather make an artificially intelligent robot mouse than go down the pub and get a round in.

Population is on the decrease in over developed countries such as England and America where educators have made science so boring that nobody can be bothered with it. This is a clever ploy that will no doubt backfire as all clever ploys are want to do. Scientists do have the best toys but due to being stuck in front ot a microscope all day are unable to retain them in a fair fight. They tried using hordes of robotic mice to scare away wouldbe theives, but it didnt work. They giggled behind their latex covered hands when first trying this, up until they realised they were surrounded by school children who wanted their latest and most clever weapon of mass appeal. They ended up handing it over sharpish to avoid any bloodshed and broken microscopes. What is it with scientists and microscopes!!

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