Sheep

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Sheep are winter coats that rabbits invented during a creative blip in their evolution from small bouncing animal to smallish bouncing animal with a white tail, floppy ears and a girlie reaction to the cold.

Sheep are worn mainly in the winter though some fashion conscious rabbits wear their sheep all year round.
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Sheep are never seen bouncing or eating carrots, as you'd expect from a rabbit, because the rabbit is inside hopping and has all its carrots stored inside too. They were really thinking about comfort when they invented sheep, hence all the space inside. The icing on the cake being the inside of the sheep is lined with cake icing.

The term "you are looking a bit sheepish", came from the rebel rabbits who were attempting to upset the more fashion conscious.

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Lucky Rabbits Foot.


See: Animal