Spambot
From Wittypedia
A competition started in holiday camps in the 1960's which involved people bending over and mooning the crowd in an attempt to find the arse that most resembled a can of spam.
The winner of this event would almost always win the can of spam as their prize, which was, at the time, a stupendous prize as it was the most delicious foodstuff known to man.
Despite it's rarity and unequalled flavour most winners had it preserved and mounted on their mantlepiece next to a photo of their bum. In one case, Doris Pritt, a grand mother of 5, was so overjoyed at winning that she actually had her mud flaps surgically removed and placed on the mantle so no one could accuse her of photoshop trickery. They now reside in the natural history museum... although no one knows why.
