Special powers
From Wittypedia
My friend and I are from the same village and the nuclear reactor had a leak.
I am now able to see through carpet.
He can develop large amounts of static electricity by rubbing his fingers on Tuesdays before 11am.
One girl in the town had two boobs.
All other girls had between 3 and 12, except one girl called Dave who had such a thick cardigan that no one could see.
Except me as my ability to see through carpet aided me in looking up through her floor as she had a pillow fight with her pet wombat.
The wombat could bark the theme tune to any known sit-com or number one record in the last 25 years. Unless it was rubbish. The total songs it knows can be counted on one hand of a leper.
