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Sport

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Laughable. Invented by men who missed the 'thrill of the kill' of the old hunting days and took to chasing, hitting, whacking, kicking and stroking balls.

Sportspeople are often admired for physical fitness, drug habbits and inability to talk. Mainly sport is for people in armchairs, who watch, and there are far more watchers than doers, so sport will die off eventualy when the final less evolved people get over the need to hunt ball shaped objects.

The only sport of any merit is Drinking.