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Sun

From Wittypedia

Once god heard about the Free Energy machine he made one for himself. Hearing the telephone he promptly forgot all about it.

Some years later whilst concidering the creation of life he noticed a small glow in the distance. Travelling at the speed of God he arrived at what we know as our solar system and saw a now huge fire where he had carelessly left his free energy machine.

Anyway it turned out to be quite handy, in the time he had been away the radiation from the sun (actualy reflected from the moon) had cause life to evolve all by itself.