Superstition
From Wittypedia
"never eat poisoned food (or drink) on a weekday (or weekend)"
"If you see an object flying towards your head, duck"
"If you fall from a plane, sure a doctor you will see"
"Don't walk under a ladder when the guy on the ladder is a bastard"
"A dead person is a sign of death"
"If you hear foot steps behind you at night then the person following you probably has feet"
"Never carry a hoe into the house. If you do so by mistake, carry her out again, walking backward to hide her face from your wife"
"Pregnant women will probably see a baby in their future"
"The man with money will proably be ok for cash in the near future"
"Eat, eat and eat and sure you will poo"
