Tea
From Wittypedia
A mildly hallucinogenic drink which gives the drinker superhuman powers of thought and body and also the urge to urinate on a regular basis.
Tea was invented in India when someone accidentally dropped some dried-up tea leaves into a boiling hot pan of water and left them there for a few minutes, adding milk and then tasting it to see what it was like.
It soon gained popularity when it was exported to England, as afternoons with the vicar were getting too raucous - the only alternative to tea at that time being hard liquor.
It is now drunk in every country in the world and comes in many different varieties which are all horrible, apart from the original black tea.
It has been noted by extensive research in the Wittypedia office that Tea only tastes good when it is served in a mug. Mugs of tea are the essential power source of every proffession from builder to bodger to office jerk and social work. Mugs should be acceptably dirty to the owner and dirty enough to keep mug theifs away. Mugging is the worst crime known to mankind.
Taking tea intravenously is a common soloution to many workers in todays high paced world, but even those people should secure a good mug of tea every half hour or so to keep their levels up to the standard our grandparents have set us.
