The ark
From Wittypedia
Imagine, if you will, a boat big enough to house two of every animal in the world. Now imagine taking out all the animals that can swim or float and reimagine how big the boat would have to be without them. Next, imagine how big the oars would have to be and a poop-deck able to accommodate everything from mice to elephants. Congratulations, you've just designed an ark! Now build it!
This is the note that was delivered to Noah who, having never even put up a shelf before then, was a bit overwhelmed. After selling the note on ebay ('genuine - signed by god') he set to work and although he felt the sundeck and pool area lacked refinement he was generally pleased with his efforts.
After 40 days and nights of flooding the water started to recede and Noah was finally able to get rid of the animals, apart from the woodworm who were quite happy where they were. He spent the remainder of his life offering cut-price 18-30's cruises around the mediteranean before the boat finally disintegrated off the coast of Ibiza. Accident investigators suspected woodworm but nothing was ever proven.
