The man

From Wittypedia

Everybody has at some point had a the man although sometimes it can be a woman and other times simply an isoteric heirarchal concept - so it can get rather confusing. Occassionally some people find themselves being the man but these people are unlikely to read this so are of little importance.

People are often encouraged to 'stick it to the man' but this is just a further layer of social control with the only response being to do what the man says thereby placing yourself in a 'catch 22' situation or 'Moebius loop'.

The only people known to have avoided this trap are the work-shy individuals who exist outside of society and are often seen drinking tea in their underpants whilst watching daytime TV. Pilloried by society (whch is naturally controlled by the man) they are often highly intelligent and should, by rights, be revered as gods.