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Slogan
Has the slogan "God bless America". No other country has ever had or needed a slogan, which
probably tells you something about the country in question.
This excludes Iceland which once briefly had the slogan "Iceland - as green as Greenland is icey". But this was abandoned due to countries having slogans being silly.
History
The United States of whatever were formed sometime in prehistory (which for Americans is anytime before the 1940's) when the British realised they'd sent all the right-wing religious people as far away as possible for a reason and high-tailed it back home.
Like, Whatever
America has produced some amazing things such as rock and/or roll music and pastrami sandwiches but, in an amazing display of every action having an equal and opposite reaction, they have also given the world Paris Hilton and amazing new benchmarks for the term 'morbid obesity'.
Phrases you might overhear include;
"That's George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three -- three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting?" - George W. Bush... The President (who is in charge of the whole country)
"Y'all come back now" - Any southerner who's had you trapped in the woods for a few days.
"It's like, you know, like, so utterly, like, y'know" - god knows what they're on about.
Balding Birds
- It's bald - like some Americans
- It has feathers - like the pillows used by some Americans
- It has eyes - like most Americans
- It's an eagle - and some Americans are illegal (ill-eagle) immigrants
The list goes on, and the quality of the comparisons actually gets worse, so I'll stop there.
