Wales
From Wittypedia
The welsh are a valley dwelling race with a love of dark holes - hence the mining. This is probably derived from their love of singing (as the acoustics are better in caves) and their fear of the light (which they believe comes from a giant miners lamp in the sky.)
Tom Jones is welsh, as is Shirley Bassey and Ivor the engine - all of whom live in tunnels or, in the case of Tom Jones, intricate cave systems carved into the hillsides of Beverley Hills.
"I think we missed our turn. Yes, we're definitely in wales. Turn the car around quick."
"All the women in Wales look like Catherine Zita Jones" - what the Welsh tourist board tells foreigners.
"'s'lovely here innit?" - Welsh people visiting a new cave.
The Welsh sporting emblem is the Dragon, which is because there are no real animals in wales. This is due to a large cull that took place in 1935 when there was a sudden leak shortage and farmers blamed any animal that they saw.
