Water

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If it wasn't for water; then there would be no you to read this, no me to write it, no tea in my cup, no cup, nothing to separate the USA from Russia, no USA, no Russia, no boats, much higher mountains, no lochMcness monster, no Coca Cola - For this and more reasons -

water can be seen as the sole creator of evil.

Hitler - Drank water, so does George Bush, and Mother Teresa (But she didn't drink much).

Fish are the only animal to like air over water and this can be seen as the sole reason you never see a fish holding a door open or helping an old lady across the street.

Water can be mixed with other substances to calm its evil. Boiling the water to expel spirits then adding herbs forms a delicious brew named tea, fermenting bad water with yeast, sugar and steak forms beer - which is a liquid drink which aids the user to see a higher state of conciseness that exists before and after the evil concepts that water produces.

Swimming in water has been known to make people loose all their hair, Mars has no water (except theoretical) so is therefore alluring and fascinating, theoretically.

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