Work
From Wittypedia
If something is so rubbish that the only way to get it done is to pay for the service; then the resulting thing is work.
Receiving money for another seemingly similar, yet enjoyable, activity, is not work.
Doing something, not for money, is not work.
Work is something, done for money, that is not enjoyed.
Be happy
"Smile you grumpy sod. If you don't like it, don't do it."
Dali Lama
Avoidance
Anyone finding their creativity limeted enough to feel that working (performing an act they do not enjoy and for money) is unavoidable, should certainly develop strong avoidance tacticks to amuse themselves as they will be spending 1/3 of their life coming and going to work, the same again at work and the same again sleeping.
Tips on work avoidance
- Refuse payment, thus dequalifying the 'work' into a simple unenjoyable task. The person should then quickly realise that they should stop doing that too.
- Refuse to not enojoy the work. Again this dequalifies the work to an act you do enjoy and get paid for. Pay no attention to Bosses, Colegues or the task you used to spend so much time on. The person will soon realise that a short lived, enjoyable time arseing arround and being paid is much better for their health than being paid to be grumpy.
- Adjust payment plans. In your own head; tell yourself you get paid per website you hit, per visit to the toilet, for using the entire lunch break. Financialy reward yourself for turning up exactly on time and leaving on the dot. Use tip 2 to fill the remainder of your time where you are not being paid.
